CHINESE ENGLISH

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01．we two who and who？
9 \8 J& x, @. S; \& q/ b0 ~7 g. U5 A咱俩谁跟谁阿
2 d) e3 U7 e  m  O* E7 A02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
2 ?" U7 G' m$ H9 ]& y03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
, Y/ E0 x" m0 X/ a8 i5 `不鸟我，我也不鸟你
$ P, f6 t( d" \% c4 D8 t04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
4 `  _9 }) \; {( K05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
. i& n1 Y7 T1 A+ G% g3 U有事起奏，无事退朝
0 F* c7 ]/ i6 Z$ P4 m06．you me you me
' z0 e/ K8 y+ D彼此彼此
6 u6 E9 t$ c) r0 e4 O$ @) n07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
# O) Y, s& n! c" C( S+ Z" a3 L08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
4 h' a1 S+ A7 y+ A! V, T表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
3 w. [; y& w8 q' V11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
$ ~  z+ H# i; u+ u! N5 o12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
% Z% w9 a0 [$ o% i: H% ], i' S车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
, n( m8 U% r; Y% j/ n* T1 W14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
; u; O1 ?0 W# P4 t: S, S% }15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
/ d4 h( G) h3 b1 L) i- X* r) y老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
7 t, g4 Z1 L0 q% @/ ~( i, w* {16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
& [4 I. \" {; y6 i, T$ |17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
% r; `- u2 \6 Q! ^5 [4 v我叫李老大，今年25。
" `6 k- q' b; i0 o7 W18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
0 _: }3 Z# s6 E& \5 x% f有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
) q, {) |$ O2 A' L% A给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
$ I: c% g% `; h不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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