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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：7 t' d; x( G# o; P, R5 q
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！/ Z+ q2 \) \8 l) [8 ?2 T! x7 J
4 d/ u% W/ K# J可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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; e% ]* b: b5 d6 @) A1 ~他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。- @- t D9 X! S$ h
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的6 O! j* Z' ]" n' Z+ f2 r- c' s
+ `% d& U5 q- s5 D7 V- n& F) N很经典噢！！9 {' `/ G5 m3 ?$ y4 V
0 w* K& c" k. R# b' NEarly Big Shopping& A1 Y) H+ C8 p/ {6 ^+ S4 w) K
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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% Y5 f9 c! c+ M3 Q# p% w. Whave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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. z1 Z& |) \8 qshopping too early during the New Year."
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$ j! M# ^0 M( l/ U/ D/ b+ CThe judge said, "This is not a crime!
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0 G9 j3 I; p% P6 b# JIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?": Z/ L$ `* V* }) ~1 Z7 _
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He answered, "The shop was not yet; }4 L0 C2 G- H2 b n1 r+ N3 @7 L' T
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