美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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( O4 K# k2 w, J" _It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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7 `: V+ ~0 m8 B0 ^7 w听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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& [. F0 I7 K. lI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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; R' L% C& u) y; K  S: `# q如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

1 n& m5 z$ I4 Q( d0 wYou have just invented a new form of torture.

& \  M0 m) Z8 J; s3 {+ Z你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

+ \7 A3 f' y, y% iThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

  m! g/ w9 {  o5 u4 VYou killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

% E$ u* C. J7 x; K( s* I( U. YIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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. y/ P; E4 g8 C4 p- X- M9 CI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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$ }! n7 O) s( P* IImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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  A- T  m) p5 Z% V) `. ?+ Y想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

- P7 a1 y% K0 u$ x你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”